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obamadontcare:

straight a’s???? why not GAY a’s stop homophobia now

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

eerz:

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths

shisnojon:

when someone walks by and their hand brushes your butt

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

when the teacher ask u a question cuz she think u werent listening but you get it right

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cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

At the last boom of the encore, the house lights turn on. I’m scanning the crowd, full of half naked bodies and sweaty faces. I see hand-painted signs that say ‘KREWELLA GET ME WET’…’I DROVE 5 HOURS TO SEE YOU’…and my favorite is usually ‘IS YOUR PUSSY WET?’ 4,000 pairs of eyes stare back at me…

lifestylelivin:

keiracrowther:

omg

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thelordofthebutts:

the word “smexi” makes me want to barf all over the person who says it